i... feel.. .HUGE.
the sides of my body feel like they are being pulled into space with invisible string... (i.e. my skin is stretching and it feels funny.)
somebody make it STOP.
does coco butter really help? am I not a real woman because i dont lather up on lotion after I shower? this is what I heard at work today and it was alarming...
everyone i know is having babies it seems like. And theyre all boys. And all of them have names except for mine. LAME.
oh yeah... Dear Heartburn: I HATE YOU.
Love Audrey
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Didn't I teach you the lotion thing?
ReplyDeleteYour heartburn is going to be nothing, compared to the headaches you'll get for the next 22 or so years...ha!!!!
I think you should write for a living..you're funny! But you need to learn to say, Chelsea and ME at the end of a sentence...heee...heeee.. *big hugs* :) Mamacita
Um...I check this thing DAILY. I have waited long enough for a bump update. Come on Momma!!!
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haha its coming i promise :)
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